there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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