All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I have post one night stand depression
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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