I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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