if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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