We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Randomize
