don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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