im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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