you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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