She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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