just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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