i don't like sucking hair
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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