I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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