BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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