Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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