new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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