Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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