This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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