I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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