Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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