Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
