he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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