girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
well, you know. whores of a feather.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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