just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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