i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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