so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
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