I love black thongs
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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