I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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