Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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