you would pick up someone in the library
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
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