At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
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