i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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