This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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