Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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