Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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