I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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