Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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