My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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