love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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