how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Slut skills are useful in every country.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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