she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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