Ambien. No doubt about it.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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