So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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