Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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