Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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