Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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