I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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