I'm gonna have a badass scar
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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