Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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