I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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