Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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