No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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