I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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