So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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